LA CROSSE – (CT&P) – While on the campaign trail in Wisconsin, presidential candidate and profoundly disturbed religious kook Ted Cruz paused long enough to deliver a blistering verbal assault on the Republican front runner and giant orange dick Donald Trump.
Cruz called Donald Trump a “sniveling coward” and told him to leave his wife “the hell alone” after Trump retweeted an unflattering photo of his spouse, Heidi Cruz.
“It’s not easy to tick me off. I don’t get angry often,” Cruz told reporters while campaigning in Wisconsin. “But you mess with my wife, you mess with my kids, that’ll do it every time. Donald you are a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone.
“Donald Trump is most disgusting asshole to ever run for office. He’s a lying, defrauding, bankrupting motherfucker who should dragged out and staked down in the hot sun on top of a bed of ants. No one in their right mind would vote for that insecure micropenised subhuman heap of parrot droppings.
“He can spend eternity in the fiery depths of Hell as far as I’m concerned.”
When later asked if he would be supporting Trump should he get the nomination, Cruz replied, “Well of course I’ll have to support the Republican nominee whoever he his. We just can’t afford someone like Hillary Clinton in the White House.”