Alabama Ministry Uses Unique Blend Of Fascist Literature And Bible Verses To Keep Kids “On The Right Track”

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MONTGOMERY, AL (CT&P) – Life-Savers Ministries, a group founded in 1996 in Opelika, Alabama announced yesterday that it will be erecting a series of billboards throughout the South reflecting its philosophy on child-rearing. “The overwhelming success of our first sign outside Columbus has encouraged us to expand the campaign and let everyone know just what we stand for,” said  Obergruppenführer Hans Kooky, head of advertising for LSM.

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Dr. Emilio Lizardo or “Il Duce” as he likes to be called, told Bill O’Reilly that billboard advertising is the key to indoctrinating weak minds, and that he had a buddy that always said, “If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.” O’Reilly agreed wholeheartedly.

The large sign, erected last month, depicts a diverse group of smiling kids and incongruously declared, “He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future,” attributing the quote to Hitler. Hitler said the phrase in a 1935 speech at the Reichsparteitag in order to encourage young people to join the Hitler Youth.

Below the Hitler quote was a Bible verse which said, “Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it.”

According the group’s website, Life-Savers provides Biblically-based activities for children conducted in a racially pure healthy environment. The kids also attend mandatory classes that introduce them to the tenants of National Socialism and other forms fascism.

The group’s goal seems to be to shape the kids into obedient and unquestioning pawns for the coming struggle to “take back America” from the communists now in control of the government.

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Kids from LSM also sell cookies and baked goods once per year in order to raise funds for the ministry

The leader and founder of the organization, Dr. Emilio Lizardo, known as “Il Duce” within the LSM, told Fox News host Bill O’Reilly that “Kids these days are exposed to all sorts of garbage like evolution, vaccination, gay marriage, equal rights for minorities, global warming, and photosynthesis. We have to take back our country and take back our kids before it’s too late. The purity and essence of our precious bodily fluids depends on it!”

The group plans to erect ten to twenty more signs along interstates in the Bible Belt combining quotes from fascist dictators and verses from the Bible, in order to “foster a sense of ultra-nationalism and racial purity in our youth.”

Some examples include:

“Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice.” Adolf Hitler

“Love your neighbor as yourself.” Luke 12:31

 

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Representatives from more traditional youth ministries in the area have staged protests against LSM from time to time

“The truth is that men are tired of liberty.” Benito Mussolini

“If you are irresponsible to the state, then your are irresponsible with God, and God will hold you responsible.” Romans 13:2

 

Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized.” Adolf Hitler

“The heavens declare the glory of God, and the sky above proclaims his handiwork.” Psalm 19:1

(Life-Savers also offers introductory art classes with an emphasis on landscapes done in watercolors.)

Convinced of the efficacy of the advertising campaign, LSM plans to go ahead with it despite some misgivings within the local church community. The new signs will start to go up on June 22nd, timed to coincide with LSM’s annual celebration honoring Germany’s invasion of the Soviet Union in 1941.

After a meeting with Lamar Advertising in Montgomery, Obergruppenführer Kooky told a group of reporters that “The future looks bright thanks to Il Duce’s ideas” and that with the “skillful and sustained use of propaganda, one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise.”

 

 

 

 

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