Have You Seen This Dog?

Rush

WANTED!
Rush “Mario” Canis
Sought in connection with the ongoing reign of terror perpetrated by the “Nosferatu-Gus” criminal gang in downtown Atlanta
Last seen driving a late model dark BMW fleeing the scene of a murderous rampage carried out by Gus Becker on the Georgia Tech Campus
Both subjects should be considered armed and extremely dangerous and should be approached only with treats and/or uncooked long bones

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